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THE FAIRY TALE OF BORGLAND  
Once upon a time in orgland there lived a happy beast called the community forum. It trundled along as smooth as silk until a silly misguided  member decided to have a different opinion to the mighty Godmin who ran the place. This cannot be allowed he insisted so he called upon his ever so nasty Henchmen to set about this poor misguided member and systematically tore this members input to the forum to pieces and then cruelly removed him from orgland without the right to even reply to his tormentors. Once again orgland returned to running smoothly along the rules that Godmin wanted until once again ............................Someone upset the applecart and once again the web trolls jumped into action to mercilessly tear the poor brute apart limb from limb!! Then again someone.......You get the idea so instead don't waste your time with shit like that and go and visit a better place such as Caithness Online or ADG V3.0 or even Censure dot org (where the org topics can be discussed freely) in fact anywhere other than the org. Think this is a lot of crap well go over and watch the forums see the regular posters in action and you will notice a very select group of bullies who do whatever whenever they want. Try disagreeing with one of them and watch what happens.
           
Here is a transcript from the private moderators forum that us mere mortals were never meant to see!! Have a read and see if its somewhere you would want to waste your time on. The innocent victim of it all was an old man who used the internet for his connection to the outside world and spent good money trying  to fix his computer and his internet connection when all along there was nothing wrong at his end and some twat was playing silly buggers with his forum access. That's really good way for a community forum to be run !! NOT
 
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> #1
> 1 Day Ago
> Niall Fernie
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Beatme tripped AE detector
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> Beatme seems to have multiple personalities using phoenix and Samuri
>and Beatme sharing the same computer. No soup for you! and you! and you!
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> #2
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> Colin Manson
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> That is interesting, how did phoenix manage to get hold of the login
>for Beatme?
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>I've now deleted the Beatme account.
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> #3
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> Bobinovich
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> I also notice that Phoenix is listed as an ex-Orger, yet when I
>checked the profile it was active 2 minutes ago!
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>I take it Samuri is their new name after their previous problems with
>Kingetter - it hasn't shown up on the AE detector tho'
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> #4
> 22 Hours Ago
> Colin Manson
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> As an Ex-Orger she can still login and read the messages, it just
>prevents her posting or PMing.
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>Samuri has shown up on the detector, see the first post above...
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>Someone must have passed her the Beatme login details from the Moderators
>section.
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> golach
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> Who would do that ?
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> Bobinovich
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> OK Colin - I didn't realise an ex-orger could do that.
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>Ha ha on the AE - I meant in a separate AE detection and you know it!
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>The passing of Mod info. concerns me - some of what is written in this
>forum is done in the knowledge that it is out of the reach of other Orgers.
>I'm sure that steps will be taken to resolve the situation if at all
>possible.
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> #7
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> Colin Manson
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> Yeah I'm also concerned about this, I thought that it was pretty self
>explanatory that what was said here was to be kept amongst ourselves.
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>Some information is clearly unrestricted, letting someone know that an
>issue is being discussed etc.
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>Gleber2 has already hinted that he has inside informed source, it just
>makes me wonder how much is being said.
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>The giving Phoenix the login would be to let her see that effect that the
>Miserable User plugin, that is the only reason that I can think for giving
>her the login details. So we can safely assume that she has be told about
>the system, if that were to "get out" to the general public we'd be in
>trouble...
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> MadPict
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> Hmm, that someone would even pass on such detail (the Beatme login to
>test the Miserable User hack) knowing it is meant to make certain members
>access to the forum 'difficult' is concerning.
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>If the integrity of the hack is compromised then it becomes less useful -
>and can require some nifty explaining.
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> #9
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> Colin Manson
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> Yep it might be better just to remove it to be on the safe side, I'm
>going to remove Kingetter from the group for the moment.
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>I don't like that idea that this might become public and his account will
>be proof that the system is in use.
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> #10
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> sassylass
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> The mind boggles as to whys and wherefores....this is unsettling to
>say the least.
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> Jeid
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> Very strange. I logged onto the beatme account this afternoon. Is
>anyone friendly with Phoenix at all?
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> DrSzin
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> Quote:
> Originally Posted by Colin Manson
> Gleber2 has already hinted that he has inside informed source, it just
>makes me wonder how much is being said.
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>Has he dropped hints on the forum? I looked at his recent posts last night
>but I couldn't find anything.
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>Bobinovich, I assume Phoenix isn't one of your customers?
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> #13
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> gleeber
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> As someone who has regular contact with gleber I have heard nothing of
>his inside information. He always discusses the org. It's a major part of
>his life. I know he was friendly with Phonex.
>To be honest I have not kept up with moderator stuff. Maybe now I will but
>in the meantime am I right in thinking that someone other than a mod has
>accessed this forum? If so apart from a clever bit of hacking how else
>could they have done it?
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> #14
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> Colin Manson
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> Gleber2 mentioned something a long time ago, around the time that the
>new mods were invited. Maybe he was just fishing, he said something about
>speaking with someone that had refused to be part of this new clique of
>mods.
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>I can't remember the exact context but it seemed to imply more than someone
>who'd turned down an invitation would know.
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>Hacking would be virtually impossible, maybe using a moderator's account at
>their house or a moderator passing the information to phoenix to show how
>kingetter was being treated, it's no secret that she didn't get on with him
>so I guess that someone maybe thought that she should know what had been
>done to him.
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> changilass
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> I vaguely remember someone asking about the number of posts or the
>amount of time beatme had been a member as they seemed to be amongst the
>newly instated mods, but having done a search I can't find the post.
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>Posted by connie 4 weeks ago:
>So who's the moderator called Beatme, who comes on to moderate posts in the
>middle of the night when there's no-one else about?
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>I also seem to remember Unicorn posting something a while back about being
>invited to become a mod but turning it down.
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> golach
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> Quote:
> Originally Posted by Colin Manson
> Gleber2 mentioned something a long time ago, around the time that the
>new mods were invited. Maybe he was just fishing, he said something about
>speaking with someone that had refused to be part of this new clique of
>mods.
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>I remember something in that vane also, I put G2 down as phishing at the
>time
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> Bobinovich
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> Quote:
> Originally Posted by Bobinovich
> Drat it - I didn't get the opportunity to try it out - but by the sound
>of the above I should be glad.
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>OMG I just had a few minutes of what appeared to be Miserable User syndrome
>and I wondered if Colin had given me a try out.
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>If so then thanks & don't do it again! Very frustrating LOL!
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> #22
> 17 Hours Ago
> Colin Manson
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> Nothing to do with me, the Usergroup is empty now. Kingetter will be
>praising BT for fixing his connection no doubt.
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> #1
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> Colin Manson
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> Miserable Users
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> Hi,
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>I've installed the plug in and added Beatme to the usergroup.
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>Username - Beatme Password beatme001
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>Try it out and see if you think it'll have the desired effect, I can
>increase or reduce the time delay, percentage change of - server busy/blank
>page/redirect to index etc.
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>I've reduced the levels from the initial settings because I couldn't get
>anywhere with them at the default levels pretty frustrating really... I
>just want it to feel like posting is a little bit of a hassle not a
>complete nightmare.
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> MadPict
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> Heheehehehe - I can envisage a few keyboards with teeth marks in them
>from frustration....
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>Haven't managed to get past the "server too busy" splashscreen yet!!!
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> #3
> 1 Day Ago
> Colin Manson
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> I'll reduced the limits a bit more
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> golach
> The Hobbit Aka Gollum
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> I logged on as beatme, and got in ok, the web is running slow here
>tho, got to read 4 infractions
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> #5
> 1 Day Ago
> Colin Manson
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> The current settings
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>Server Busy
>Percent chance the member will get a server busy message.
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>10%
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>Search Disabled
>Percent chance that all search facilities will be disabled for member.
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>50%
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>Re-Direct
>Percent chance member will be re-directed to another page.
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>10%
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>Re-direct Destination
>The page or url that members will be re-direct to by the above option.
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>10%
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>Blank Page
>Percent chance the member will simply get a blank page.
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>10%
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>Minimum Response Time
>The minimum time in seconds before the member gets a page response.
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>10 Seconds
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>Maximum Response Time
>The maximum time in seconds before the member gets a page response.
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>30 Seconds
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>Flood Time Multiplier
>The post flood limit, in seconds, is multiplied by this figure (so if set
>at the default of 10, the time limit between posts is increased by a factor
>of 10).
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>1 (It's set at 2 minutes already, multiplying it would be too obvious I
>think)
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> MadPict
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> I would up the 'blank page' % - the 'server busy' message is something
>no-one would have seen before but how often have you tried to log into a
>site only to get a blank page?
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> #7
> 1 Day Ago
> Colin Manson
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> It seems to have a cumulative effect, with any of the levels increased
>it's hard to get anywhere and that isn't the effect that I'm after.
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>I could disable all of those and just leave the time delay and I'd probably
>be happy with the result.
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>I guess it depends on how miserable you want to make your user...
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>I don't often get blank pages on the websites that I visit, I guess that
>I'm just lucky, most of the times that it happens it'd doen to my p2p
>software eating all of my connection
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> MadPict
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> I guess that a blank page is something that many internet users are
>used to - failed connection, busy internet or site busy could all produce a
>'page failed to load' message and the target audience might just waddle off
>to do something else. Which is the point of the whole exercise after all
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>Now if only they had a "Stop posting drivel" plugin.....
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> Moira
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> S l o w e r t h a n t h e o l d I n t e r n e t c o n n e c t i o n
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>tried to send Colin a pm complaining & was told I was not logged in - I'm
>sure I ticked the "Remember Me" box
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>think it's working then!
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>"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they
>went" Will Rogers
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> Colin Manson
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> I've increased the wait times so it's way slower now.
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>Also decreased the Server Busy to 2% but upped the blank page to 20%
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>I've just added Kingetter to the group so that should slow him down.
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> Moira
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> Colin - you are EVIL! I can lend you a broomstick if you want to fly
>round & scare everyone.
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>Are we taking bets on the next thread to appear as being - "Is anyone else
>having problems accessing the Org?"
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>Mmmm..... the service providers are going to be busy
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>"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they
>went" Will Rogers
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> 1 Day Ago
> sassylass
> i love .organza
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> whewwwwwwwwwwww that was frustrating! I'm very glad to be back in my
>own skin and I promise to be a good Sassylass for ever and ever. PLEASE
>don't ever put me on the Miserables List PLEASE!!!
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> squidge
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> Crikey that was frustrating - I dont ever want to be miserable again
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> Jeid
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> That's very miserable. Quite amusing though.
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> Colin Manson
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> I've toned it down a little but it should still serve it's purpose.
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> Bobinovich
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> Drat it - I didn't get the opportunity to try it out - but by the
>sound of the above I should be glad.
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>Is it possible to publish a list of Miserable Users
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> 19 Hours Ago
> golach
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> How do we decide who is a miserable user ?
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> #18
> 19 Hours Ago
> Colin Manson
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> I think we'll do a poll to decide if a user should be added to the
>group, at the moment the only person in the group is Kingetter. (I felt
>everyone would agreed about that but if not feel free to say so )
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>If someone wants to nominate a user then just post a poll with a yes or no
>and we'll go with the vote. I'd suggest >70% to be the limit for a positive
>outcome.
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>I don't see that many people being added really, obvious
>troublemakers/spammers could be added immediately pending the outcome of
>the poll.
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> 18 Hours Ago
> golach
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> I am ok with that
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> #20
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> Bobinovich
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> Sounds good to me too.
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